you are... not supposed to be here yet.
i'm unsure of how you got here - but i will not stop you.
you are welcome to sit and stay a while.

do you ever wonder how the world would be if you never existed?
this little page you've stumbled upon wouldn't exist if it weren't for me, for starters.

it was unfortunate that i only got to create this one page before i was cut off.

at least it isn't too bad here.
i'm sure there are worse places to be stuck for all eternity.



































my name is

you tried to listen, but all you heard was garbage noise.

,by the way.